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Sunday, October 25, 2009 Go exotic model cum chickadee president, Go monkey cum chickadee vice president, Go ct rep cum two hour sleeping mate, Go boyfriend cum volunteer cum life, Go me. Go us all. Thursday, June 11, 2009 An overdued post from all the way from last month.
200592 Beginning with the most significant event in world history, dated back in 1992. A little further than seventeen years ago, twenty days into the fifth month of the year, down a noiseless corridor in the last delivery ward of Thomson Medical Centre, the tears of a tired woman fell onto the pale green bed sheets while her husband watched in helpless anxiety. Millions of hearts wrenched as they awaited the newborn's arrival. The nurses gritted their teeth as they finally brought themselves to tell the father that survival was wee as the baby was being strangled by the umbilical cord. He cried, he prayed, and cried somemore. It wasn't until the poor mother had little energy to hang on did the doctors decide that they had no choice but to go into emergency Caesarean... OKAY so I was born. The above extract is all true yeah. With damn slight exaggeration for narrative purposes. And err I have no idea what colour the hospital sheets were. Anyway since some ancient genius made it such that birthdays can be celebrated annually, 20th May 2009 was officially my seventeenth. Yes its a big thing thank you very much.  First off, I will like to thank my parents for bringing such an angel to earth, adding on to the world's beauty and happiness. Secondly, I have to credit myself for being so wonderful. I honestly have no idea how life would have been without myself. (Sidenote: My ego is starting to disgust myself. If you feel like punching me, I totally understand.) And that's the end of my thank you speech- -Okay lah I am obviously so much more well loved than that. My family - For the bistro celebration and the song dedication. I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I love me! And you guys. Jo - I love you! You are so wonderful I totally don't deserve you *cries* But I'm going to keep you for myself anyway. You are the best can. Like bestest of the bestest.  The pretty cupcakes from Sweet Secrets. Its way prettier real life. Stupid phone camera.  The elmo and the humongous smiley (and thats my ceiling)! They are still floating fyi. High quality helium luh. And the most touching of them all, the birthday song. It was so beautiful please. I'm like one of the rarest few in this whole world to have heard Jo's singing okay. Yes be jealous. THANK YOU JO! :D / Xiongchen, Weiming and Sarah - These three sneaky darlings. We were having our pw discussion at 'the palace' and everything was normal. Then halfway through the construction of our mansion (Sims 3) in Weiming's room, Xiongchen suddenly announced a fire and an emergency evacuation into the kitchen. Despite it sounding absurd, I followed him down. And then I saw this.  I have no idea who planned this but I was ~~.  The ice cream cake from Island Cremery (: Photos from dinner, when things were still totally unsuspecting:  And I was still happily taking photos of random food.  Like tomato (:  And this mango ice cream thingy with cocktail. It has some cool name, which I don't remember. THANK YOU PW GROUP (: / Kokseng - Since lucky you are dating the most wonderful person in the world. Thank you for making her whole birthday WAY better after sucky csm (which was as pointless as ever).  Anyone knows such a place exists in Singapore? Apparently no swans but still amazing. Basically, things were more than perfect. I really don't think I deserve you either, but I'm going to keep you as well. THANK YOU BOYFRIEND! (: / And all the people who wished me a Happy Birthday, always grow prettier (although unnecessary), turn cleverer (also unnecessary), etc, thank you all for remembering (: Every single gift was also very very very very super duper much appreciated - thank you all of you! // 300509 Installation. Means I had to wake up at some disgusting obscene time on a Saturday morning and go to school. Apparently Jo and I signed up to be ushers in a rash, and ended up having to sit in front of the squash court waiting for confused visitors to walk by. The whole thing ran peacefully, except when two ushers (guess who) almost set the LT on fire while lighting candles for the exco. Then it ended and I went to bathe before meeting the birthday boy, whom so decided to tell me last minute that it was his teacher's wedding. And from this point onwards, birthday boy takes over the keyboard. Joey was understanding to my plight when i couldnt make it to school to meet her in time (wonderful girlfriend can), so she took a bus and we met somewhere between school and kap. She was obviously very nicely dressed, and needless to say, very beautiful, people's eyes were so glued on her that a major traffic tragedy almost occured along bukit timah road. We took a cab from the random bus stop, to some church in woodlands, where my teacher's(mr galvin sng) wedding was at. The cab ride was basically unmemorable, but we or at least i did learn something then: woodlands isn't that near school. and yes im proud of myself for making that realisation, i think joey will be too. The church was rather nice and the married couple obviously looked really compatible and all (like me and joey), but it was weird at times when everyone sang all the christian songs while joey and i were just stunned at our seats, but you cant blame us for not being christians yea.. The wonderful joey decided that it was not morally right for her to consume the lunch there since she wasnt formally invited, but after much persuasion from her also wonderful boyfriend, she finally decided to fill her stomach with something. It's still amazing how she could reject the ice cream though. After bidding farewells to my dear juniors who were also at the wedding, joey and i took the mrt to amk. The extra time before the movie started was spent walking around randomly all over the place. yea literally. we just made turns and went up or down as and when we felt like it, which turned out to be a very efficient way of wasting time, since joey usually ends up seeing shops that she likes and entering them. we contemplated about taking a neoprint at amk hub but well joey violently objected to the idea, and me being an understanding boyfriend, agreed. After the movie we went to lwssom cuz i had class that day, so it was more mrting. there, joey hok, the most wonderful girlfriend in the world, waited patiently for 90 minutes until her dear boyfriend got released from class, even though there was nothing to do and she was all alone with nobody to talk to. im sure everyone would agree, joey's the best (: We went for dinner at cineleisure after class, at Shokudo, which required quite a bit of walking, and joey obviously didnt like the idea of that, but she still went with it anyway. i apparently burnt my wallet there, with some spaghetti and a pizza, but it was kind of worth it, especially since joey smiled so much when she got her milk tea flavoured gelato ice cream. That more or less concludes my happiest birthday, signing off -kok seng / 060609 - Homecoming While my family was off to the esplanade (I laughed like mad when they told me they were going to watch a concert), I had homecoming with my lovely 411'08.  The program card.  The gorgeous quadrangle lined with tables.  Chio infrastructure. Unlike some ahem museum ahem.  Table 31: Four eleven aka The Elites.  Sandy (omg I realise she's the same colour as the marker) labelling the utensils for the whole class. Yeah this is the kind of thing we do to distinguish ourselves from commoners. I haven't even mention how our whole class decided to attend homecoming together in our sloppy gray class tees and slippers when the rest of the people went in gowns and heels. Underdressed 100%. But friends, the quadrangle was never a ballroom.  Jo's cup.> The programs were okay; I like the emcees; Zhiyi didn't go up for Don't Forget The Lyrics; Food was slightly limited but acceptable for ten dollars; I was the only one who chose lime juice over fruit punch; We ended up camwhoring as a class; Of ten jumpshots, all failed; The class decided to ***** the ***** ***** but Sandy was crippled while Jo and I were too tired to join them; More camwhoring; We decided to go to Island Cremery for Supper.  On our way to the bus stop. Jo and I attempted to take photos of our shadows.  Err yeah. / Eating ice cream with the class would have been a really pleasant activity if we needn't have to witness some cuckoos attempting to pull the place down. There're miniature rides inside Serene meant for kids of its weight allowance. And as much as most adults cannot resist, I've always thought they'd be rational enough to hold in every inch of their temptation. Three champions proved me wrong. Ride one: One seater ferris wheel  So as if Peterson's (bogus - for identification convenience) weight alone was not enough for that poor machine, he had to shake and swing like some hyperactive loony on caffine high. That blue oval on the right shows Peterson's butt by the way. And yes those black streaks on the gray seat are cracks. Ride two: Mini Viking  The above picture has been accurately drawn to scale. Thank you I know my art has improved tremendously over the years. Damn nice lah I somemore drew Jinkle (bogus identification II) in purple. No the viking does not look like a basin D: Anyway, this shows oversized Jinkle pouncing onto the fragile machine. He's totally depriving kids of entertainment okay. I can already see a damn heartbreaking scene: Poor and homeless woman who hasn't eaten for days brings her son to Serene to use the toilet. Son walks by Viking and pouts because he's never ridden one in his life. Mother feels guilty and takes out the only coin from her pocket and hands it to her son. Son excitedly climbs onto the machine. His first, and possibly last, ride on a Viking. It was like a dream come true. He happily inserts the coin. Machine doesn't move. Mother kicks machine. Machine still doesn't move. Son cries. Mother cries. OHMAN ):  Caught in the act. This was after [Fyi, no I do not usually come up with such Enid Blyton names. Jinkle wth? I wanted to well, degrade those criminals.] / 170609 - Commserve at ETP  My yummy yellow entry ticket. The adult fare is 17.70. Damn ex. We paid the discounted price though.  Our children (:  On the ferris wheel. Faith and Simin in the opposite carriage.  LOUIS MY ADORABLE SON and Cherngyew the uncle who totally looks like he's gonna kidnap my Louis. It was quite tiring througout. And a group of them somemore think they very brave want to go for haunted house. I had to take care of eight screaming kids who were grabbing and dragging me everywhere whilst trying not to freak out myself (I was never so brave to start with). In the end I was too busy convincing them how "the monsters are just machines, you take out their battery they cannot move already" that I didn't even notice what was inside. Some kid even wanted me to carry him.. or her (what lah it was dark) can. This other korkor did the job for me though. Other than that, the kids were relatively manageable. SIGH I MISS THEM ALREADY. Especially my Lousis oh my god my Louis. They left around four, after which ks (who crashed) and I decided to play the remaining three rides that we didn't have the chance to play earlier because the kids were either not tall enough/not brave enough. Now I need to complain. Okay so after w&w, both of us were fully drenched and we being smart alecks, decided to purchase slippers from the souvenir shop. He had to replace his broken footwear while I was disgusted being stuck in soaked shoes. So we entered the shop. Hanging on the wall were chio 9.90 Ripples flipflops, in the cart were dull green and gray 5.00 slippers. Being the cheapskate as I was, I went straight to the 5.00 ones. and kok seng returns to complete joey's unfinished post now. I also bought the stupid cheapskate slippers. Walking on them turned out to be like some firewalking ritual. Can you imagine how much it burnt our feet (usually I'd be spamming vulgarities at this juncture but now I'll refrain from doing so). I couldnt stand to live with that pair of slippers until it broke so i went to get another pair at some random shop outside escape, but joey decided to bear with the pain all the way. We ate century egg porridge at some shop near escape, which was super hot and totally scalded my tongue. Joey was however smart enough to cool the porridge before she consumed it, but was then faced with utter disappointment when the bandung she ordered used skimmed milk instead of whatever milk it was supposed to use. We then made a very useless trip to E Hub, then headed to the mrt. During the process, joey openly confessed her hate for the cheapskate slippers, a suitable description and referrence for joey's relationship with her new slippers would be the relationship between the french and the germans after the second world war, and for the benefit of those of you who dont know your world history, it was unbelievably bad. Her nice boyfriend decided to try all ways to make her feet feel better, which included letting her step on his feet at times and stuff, but it didnt really matter since she wasnt exactly very heavy anyway. I sent joey home after that and that pretty much concluded the day. / Here are photos of S.H.E (mainly Selina).  Super pretty.  Still super pretty.  Joey's favourite girl group, and this photo very obviously shows why. Tuesday, May 12, 2009 060509 - BMTC Trip Lectures and classes from 10am onwards were all being cancelled. Yeah I know. How could they deprive me of lessons? I mean come on I had to miss my favourite chemistry topic Thermodynamics. Okay. After surviving the jerkiest bus trip (I seriously don't understand why bus drivers nowadays keep thinking they're sailors) and a ride on the fastcraft (which, ironically, was travelling at a speed which Coreen thinks she can outswim at), we finally arrived at the highly anticipated (for the girls) and not so anticpated (for the guys) island, where the latter beings will soon join the macho baldies in their trainings. So basically the guys went to see the place where they'll suffer in two years and the girls went to laugh at their plights. Fine, at least the guys are going for a good cause right. According Apollo Dramafeste 2009, they'll become goreng pisangs okay. "Men are like goreng pisang. They're soft on the inside but crispy on the outside. They're sweet on the inside and but salty on the outside, cause they sweat so much...See? Don't play play. All in all, good luck to the chosen gender and Clara and Coreen if you girls still plan to go there. 090509 - After rounds of painful brainstorming and discussion (equals to Jo's first suggestion), Hsinfang, Iris, Zihui, Jo and I decided on fabric bangles. Step one: Shopping.  Awww how sweet. They look like mother and daughter.  Sigh looking at these faces, anything I said about being sweet must had been a joke. Step two: Toiling  Yayness~  Zihui totally distracted by the movie screening. Efficiency: 20%  So we kind of got distracted together and ended up blasting dbsk in the lt. Efficiency: 0% Step three: More toiling After the PW discussion at Weiming's place, I stayed over at Jo's house to work on the banner thing. After a lot of gay work in her room, we finally ended up with this gay thing:  At the very middle left hand corner, who do you see on the calendar? Yes Jo bought the 2009 dbsk calendar. And MAY happens to be my CHANGMIN thank you everybody. It's fated. The next morning we woke up early in the morning and went to clarkequay to set up the stall.  Breakfast (: Halfway into breakfast, Zihui started complaining about the hashbrowns. Zh: Why the hashbrowns now different one arh?Apparently Mac hashbrowns come in one big piece whereas Bk's have them in bite size. And Zihui thought we were in Macs so she expected one big piece but we were really in Bk so of course she got a packet of small pieces and she didn't understand why but we didn't know either and I have no idea what I'm trying to say anymore. Then Hsinfang and Iris came along to pass us our blue FOH shirts:  Hsinfang's back.  Some crazy signboard at the stairway in front of entrance C. We climbed it fyi. Wanted to die. Thank goodness for the champion scenery that greeted us as we emerged from underground.  DAMN CHIO. The shophouses are like rainbow please. Revived me instantly. Then three tourists decided to spoil the image.  Tourist 1: Iris Siow   Tourist 2: Toh Hsin fang Tourist 3: Chen Zihui (photo right)  Win already.  I hope yall fall into the water together man.  Oh yes my wish came true. There, the gorgeous river.  Somebody. hire me to take photos here please.  I seriously need this at home omg. No not the blue thing. The red one. Step five: Selling  In the club.  Then comes Miss Toh again. This girl just won't let me take my photos peacefully.  -.- Xiaofang even added accessories to our banner. I'm so proud of her. Then Jo, Hsinfang and I went on a shopping spree. To think I'm like a victim of poverty. But what was I supposed to do facing chio five dollar dresses sold by hot girls! Well done I sound like some cheapskate supermarket auntie. Ay but don't look down on cheapskates okay. They have good money sense and they spend money wisely. My aspiration. As in the money sense part, not the auntie err yeah. / Saw this on some site Leonard showed me: Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator/ 040509 - The Day We Were Never Late I think the three of us (Clara, Coreen, me) were possessed or something. We were practically punctual for all lectures and tutorials. It's so scary now that I think of it.  We were so early for econs tutorial there were hardly anybody in the classroom yet. So maybe we weren't very attentive during every lecture, but at least we were early. The kind of self entertainment we attempt during lectures: Bird art  My penguin with err excess hair. Ay but at least looks like penguin what. Got the shape lor.  Clara's seagull.  Oh that girl attempted to draw something 2D but it ended up like some ghost thing.  This is obviously Clara's. It says 'chick' but, looking at this, she probably hasn't seen a chick before. How we started drawing birds:  In case you really can't tell what this is (due to myopia/low intellect/not because my art sucks), it's a drawing of an old lady sitting on a bench under a tree. Sophisticated please. So anyway, I was about to draw a few feeding birds on the ground right there in front of the bench. And I obviously had to abort that idea because both of us are just better off drawing plants. / Taptap  99% yea.  And again (: / Side Effects of GPP Clara: And I have this HUGE pimple under my nose! Me: OMG SAMA SAMA! Clara: It's freaking huge I tell you. You can see it 10 metres away from me. Me: Can't beat mine lah! {after debating about who had a bigger pimple} Me: I'm going to wear a paper bag over my head tomorrow. Clara: Can you like think of a more feasible solution? Me: Okay, how bout a pail? Clara: Err i mean more feasible like, put concealer. Me: Oh. Clara: Sorry, I got carried away with the feasibilty and manageabilty of proposal. Me: Haha let me think of a past emergency. Clara: Past emergency - my previous pimple. I spammed pimple cream. Me: It swelled when I did that. Clara: So lessons learnt - don't spam pimple cream. Me: Hahaha. Clara: Accessibility of info - Watsons and Guardian. Joey: Biblio? Clara: watsons.com FIN Lessons learnt: - Pw is a disaster. Proposal: 1) Cancel Pw. 2) Pon school. Feasibility/manageability: 1) Ministry may be disagreeable to the idea --> 2) Risk of demerit points --> Bribe KenY. Accessibility of info: - Common sense Biblio: - myownbrain.com // Sunday, May 03, 2009 credits: loopylou711 Because I continued crying for twenty five minutes after the video ended. Guys, skip it. You won't understand. Saturday, May 02, 2009 Some mosquito just bit me. I can already feel the bites swelling O: Watch out culicidae. - WAHLAO I KENAED SEVEN BITES WHAT IS THIS?! And my whole room stinks now because I got sicked of misaiming and ended up spamming pesticide inside my whole room instead. Stupid mosquito. Even if it doesn't die it's going to choke in here. Take that. - WTFFF!! I MISCALCULATED. THERE'RE ACTUALLY EIGHT BITES!! AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF MOPIKO. AND I'M CHOKING IN MY OWN ROOM AS WEL ARGH. IF I CATCH THAT BLOOD SUCKER I'M SO GOING TO JOLT IT WITH ELECTRICITY (PROBABLY WHILE IT'S STILL CHOKING AND COUGHING SO IT'S CAUGHT OFFGUARD) THEN SQUEEZE IT WITH COREEN'S ROUGH FAIRPRICE TISSUE UNTIL ITS DRAINED FROM MY BLOOD THEN THROW IT INTO A TOILET BOWL AND FLUSH IT AWAY AFTER FIRST PEEING INTO IT!!! OMG NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND THAT MOSQUITO! HAHAHAHAH!!! - I got bitten again -.- Okay I moved out of my room. I hope there's a lizard in my room or something. (Err in my impression lizards eat mosquitoes so yeah, make do with it.) OMG NO WAIT NO then I'll have to get rid of the lizard afterwards no way I can obscurely hear Sandy going "In life, we'll always meet irritants..." or somewhere along that line. Sigh. What a way to start my post. Mosquitoes. / PI I am so damn proud of myself. I had to change my topic by draft three because Miss Ong told me so. So I came up one whole new PI in less than two days. Before you come and tell me, "So? I can rush out a PI in two days also what!" in the I-totally-deserve-a-punch tone, keep in mind that I'm Joey. And Joey did a PI in two days. That, is incredible on its own thank you very much. And yes this meaningless paragraph is mere boasting activity from me. / Huangcheng Our class decided to meet early in the morning to go for lunch together. I was late, apparently, and the early comers possibly waited up to thirty minutes for me (I am so sorry). It's actually quite amazing since I had three alarm clocks and one mummy but I still couldn't wake up on time. Hey at least I still did. Some people couldn't leave their beds after like ten morning calls. No I'm not targetting Clara at all I swear. This is so boring. Let's do point form. 1) I had to run in the rain protecting a box of donuts. I'm damn motherly please. I was wet, the donuts weren't. 2) Somebody decided to sell me roses. I wasn't planning to buy them - I was dripping wet, standing at the doorway, holding a box of protected donuts (refer to point one) and worn out by all those running. But the guy cut price from one for 2.50 to two for 2.00. It's apparently a very good deal so... OH WELL. What can I say? Just look pretty lor. 3) Clara and Coreen weren't late after all. They err flew in the rain across the bridge all the way to VCH. Must be quite a sight huh? Too bad only the merlion witnessed it. 4) About ten seconds into the show, Clara turned beside me and sighed in desperation . Clara: I need english subtitles. Okay. So maybe we shouldn't have brought an african to a chinese production with us. 5) The show was good. Quote Miss ong, does it add value to your life? Yes it does (:  All of us with Weiming and his dog Feifei! credits: class blog (sarah) 6) Three of us decided to go for dinner. Those two girls enter every single shop they see can you please. 7) Omg I saw this super chio purple file at I-prints. It was love at first sight luhhhhh. But I had to choose between money or the chio file. Sigh. And since when was money beaten? *swings flag* / Labour day I thought I was late. But Jo decided to surprise me by coming at 2.30 (we were supposed to meet at 1.30). This is by far, her first time late. I am so proud of you Jo. You're turning human! All humans should be late sometimes. Note: Does not apply to Clara. I'm sure you've already mastered the highest level. No. Don't argue. Go away. Thus in my waiting time, I spammed my money on two subways, three breadtalks, one bottle of milk, two pens and five boxes of ricola. Yeah I'm a pig lah so? Then Jo came and treated me to one vanilla cone for being late. Anyway I predicted us taking six hours to choose from the array of bags. Who knew we did way better than expected. Jo: two bags. Joey: two bags. Time taken: two hours. (: - At popular bookstore, Jo and I, to our greatest honour, met our future president, future undefined. Come on man nobody can win him during elections, confirm. Boy [running towards his mother]: MUMMY!! Mother [turns around]: Yeah? Boy [points to something in his hand]: I want this type! Please! Jo/Joey [looks at the thing in his hand] [stuns]: Oh my god. The THING he was holding was a stack of assessment papers. Like school exam papers. Either this little boy here is under tremendous stress from school or kids nowadays In the past, I was the kind who'd try to get rid of whatever books my mom bought home for me. Some of them found their way into the paper shredder and the rest burnt. Okay fine I don't even go near the books. Let alone choose the 'type' I want omg. Anyway, it's definitely your lucky day. Because I've a photo of our future president. And I'm going to post it here so the next time you see him, remember to smile super widely. If he remembers you in the future he might just make your life tax-free (:  The black arrow points to the stack of legendary papers he was passing to his mom. - Jo took this photo at comicsconnection and told me to post it as "Jo's love":  Jo's love.  Artistic shot right. Jaejoong is charistmatically peeking behind Junsu / Good job I should sleep now. Bio make up lecture is in less than five hours.  What about me?! I'm perfect! There's like nothing to look beyond?!  I know right. Without me, the world sucks.  Ha. Ha.  Awww.  Sure.  Mummy this is for you. Stop asking me to watch news over music videos.  Clara this is for you. Self explanatory. Tuesday, April 14, 2009 This post is dedicated to the wonderful Lydia lee who deserves nothing but the best for her. Ignore those A-S-S-blank-blank-blank-blank-blank. Because there're people like ME - JOEY HOK (Iidiots, if you happen to come across my blog, remember my name. Because I despise you.) who're obviously more significant than them. And I'll give you my support/trust whenever you need it. Study hard. You have a future brighter than you think. Your singing happens to be one of my greatest motivations in life. I'm serious about the crying incident. See, you made an impact in my life. So keep moving okay (: GO LYDIA. I LOVE YOU. Monday, April 13, 2009 Fatal finger wound I have a horrible cut on my finger, which is currently deprived of a ring. Not that it matters, yet - my wedding (ay come on I'm not that bad what) is at risk omg. The stupid slit is approximately 1.5cm long, about the same length away from the finger tip. Apparently it bleeds as and when it feels like it, the reason why I had to redo the whole math tutorial after it was harshly stained with my blood (at least three drops) while I was doing it halfway. Such a waste of my fresh crimson plasma.  It's much deeper and redder in real life I swear.  Pretty plasters make everything so much better. Notice the desk in the background of the above photo. Cause of this tragic injury. I don't know which cuckoo went to pluck out all the metal beams of the table rack, but I hate him. Wahlao eh he didn't even bother to do a clean job. I was cut by some broken beam at the side. Blood practically erupted from the wound okay. And my whole arm was saturated by immersion in blood within seconds. I exaggerated. Can't blame me for being so whiny over this cut lor. I couldn't even bathe properly! / PI My brain is malfunctioning omg. I'm not thinking logically anymore. Problem: Low birth rateWin. / Menus Long long ago. Leonard, Xiongchen and I went to this restaurant for dinner...  ... simply because this guy refuses to step into hawker centres.  Is it me or does the beverage menu seem slightly um disturbing? Concentrated enzymes with ice. Win already. Reminds me of some gastric juice or condensed amylase in saliva yuckkk. And I really wonder why two freaking cubes of ice are worth fifty cents lor.  Eggless cake. What is it called in chinese? It can't be dan gao since there isn't any dan right. Gao? / 365 days I just recieved the most emotion evoking, tear jerking, heart breaking email in my life. "It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year only has 365 days. The typical academic year for a student:Are you weeping already? I know right. It's so close to heart. Sigh. / Story time Once upon a time, six elites (Qiuhan, Clara, Xiongchen, Leonard, Jonathan and the wonderful Joey) were having dinner at this While they were all eating peacefully, Leonard suddenly decided to announce his confession.  SEE QIUHAN I HONOUR MY WORDS OKAY! And no of course I didn't think that this will tell everyone who's behind the mosaic.  I swore I lost my appetite.  Food~ Anyway, Leonard knew that his love was unrequitted (Jonnie's heart was fully erm occupied).  Sadly, he could only express his love for Jonnie through his GC. THE END. This ending sucks I know. Pray for a sequel? No pray that Jonnie and Leonard don't kill me first. I'm too young to die. / Random  Macdonalds got enlightened and finally came up with purple boxes. I am SO proud of them. Now, if only I could get them to dye their burgers...  Clara and Coreen playing bowling on the iphone. They were snatching over it or something. Ah what can I say? Such cute, fun loving, lively people who cherish their youths and live life to the fullest. Not my friends by the way. After drawing on my foolscap, I took a few photos of it and proudly showed them to my brother. Who knew..  Brother: I see a plankton. (He's refering to the one on the swing well done.)  Brother: Oh this one... is a plankton... in disguise. I never felt so humilated in my life. / Sunday (Family day :D) By some stroke of luck, my brother actually won thirty dollars worth of Swensen vouchers through an essay competition. I know how shocking this is. Ben ren was stunned for two hours upon recieving this news. Anyway, we decided to spend the voucher on a nice wonderful Sunday.  I'm still in shock.  Nice red envelope.  NICE MONEY. Arriving at Swensens, I tried taking photos for my family. It wasn't an easy feat I tell you. First, my dad who keeps complaining how small his eyes look in the photos I take. So, in an attempt to make his eyes look bigger, it ended up like this:  That stare is intense w0RzXyZzz (see, I can be lian if I want to). Then my mom and my brother who both just couldn't keep their hands to themselves:  Sigh.  SIGHHH. After rounds of begging/persuading/negotiating/failed photos, I finally ended up with one that's slightly more decent:  Brother: Yo manzz! Mummy: Please tell me that hand is not blocking my face.  Despite that gay pose, at least I took this photo at FIRST shot. That hand behind belongs to my dad by the way -.- Like I've always said, I'm the only mature one in my family oh well.  The first page I flipped to the moment I laid hands on the menu.  My waffle plate. I LOVE WHIPPED CREAM. I was the only one who ordered ice cream. The rest ordered pastas and baked rice. What's the point of going to Swensens if you aren't ordering ice cream?  Camwhoring in front of a mirror at the ticketing counter while our parents were buying the movie tickets. That uncle was staring at us as he walked past us please.   POPCORN :D We watched Knowing. The show was okay, but the ending sucked. Maybe I just don't fancy aliens. Mummy couldn't understand Cage's accent at all hahaha. / Economics revision Since I don't have anything better to do, might as well post these marvellous photos.  The photo above depicts a situation whereby limited resources are unable to satisfy limited human wants, also known as scarcity. When faced with such situations, one has to fight for oneself's needs:  Snatch your meiji before other people. Opportunity cost is the cost of any activity measured in terms of the next best alternative forgone:  The opportunity cost of buying this gorgeous bottle of Meiji in original flavour...  ... is the above. Cross elasticity of demand is defined as the degree of reponsiveness of demand for one product (Meiji/Ice mocha) too a change in the price of another good (Ice mocha/Meiji), ceteris paribus:  Meiji is incomparable --> there are absolutely no possible substitutes. Therefore, a decrease in price of ice mocha will not affect the demand for meiji at all. However, a decrease in price of meiji will result in a tremendous drop in demand for ice mocha, which will eventually reach zero and production of ice mocha will just come to a stop. Meiji, on the other hand, will continue to face the problem of scarcity. The school will then reflect and start increasing supply for meiji so as to reach equilibrium. For rival milks (i.e. Exy > 1), one pronged approach will be to differentiate its products:  Flavour, COLOUR, size. An enlarged purple bottle of original flavour milk.  I never had a dream come true~ till the day that I found you~ (I love you Jo, that purple milk is ingenious.) / To end off,  Chio angelic white vanilla ice cream. PS/ Idiots who stole my ruler, scissors and permanant marker, return them before I go on a killing spree. You won't like it I swear. Sunday, March 29, 2009 20/03: STEAMBOAT DINNER It was a beautiful Friday and after losing in touch with my lovely ex classmates for months, I was obviously excited to see them again. My mood was thus, generally, good- -until I realise how late I was. One minute I was lying on my bed at peace, scoffing at one particular Charcoal Png who was trying to scam me into going Changi. And the next minute I was leaping off my bed and rocketing towards the bus stop. We were supposed to meet at Novena at 1730 and I proudly arrived at Amk at 1728. Charcoal was as late as I was (thank god). And I will not elaborate on the trouble I had trying to spot her on the train due to her barbequed skin. Whitening cream Sandy, whitening cream. Met Jo and some others at Novena and hiked to the restaurant together. I love Jo's shirt please.  The colours are so prettayeee!!  We didn't get the air con seats (I was cussing away). Apparently the biggest table they had inside was only for twenty people.  My only comfort was a pretty view.  Eleveners at the table. Our class is dominated by Aresians. Sandy pointed out that we're the only two from Apollo. I guess we can't have too many gods of sun around. I mean, any more and we won't be able to see (chao ta) Sandy at night.  THE GORGEOUS STEAMBOAT.  Come on praise my photography skills. I took this using a loser 5.0 phone camera okay!  I hate sushi. But this was too pretty and colourful to be not caught on film.  I love this I tell you. Never ever resist marshmallows and fondues.  I know it looks like a blur blot of black in the above photo. Sigh I'll persuade her to wear a white mask next time.  Then I got bored and decided to display my art talents (no don't choke) using melted ice cream and chocolate.  And Jo decided to do some art work too. Ice cream just makes the world go round and square and triangle and every polygon. But SOME people just had to spoil my appetite by being ridiculous like squeezing in between railings. I can't believe she actually managed to squeeze THROUGH it.  The space is only one palm size wide fyi.  Foureleven (: We took some more photos and finally left. By then I was in a camwhoring mood.  Yingci took off her underwear and walked around naked. Then Jo and I picked it up and found it the perfect size for our wrists.  JO. IS. MINE.  These feet belong to Jo, somebody, somebody, err somebody and somebody. [edit] Somebody just reminded me that two of those feet belong to myself. [/edit]  Jo loves these bottles. We're going to buy twin bottles one day.  Jo loves these shoes as well. We're going to buy twin shoes one day too :D  And the camwhores start again. I love my baby milo shirt.  OMG HAHAHAHA I'm sorry.  Thank you everybody, I took a photo with my guardian angel! Her name is Jo and she decended from heaven suddenly so I decided to capture the moment. Yes she's chio and she belongs to me. Okay. So we stood above floor lights and took this photo and both agreed that we look like angels. What? Cannot be self denial meh? Went home with Sandy by train. That piece of wood was complaining about how the station walls were green and making her look like a tree.  When Paul (Frank) meets Milo. Sandy: We take a photo at all the stations with faculty colours okay.  Go yellow. Go go apollo. When the next station turned out white (not any fac colour), I was quite disgrunted until Sandy happened. Me: Oh sian it's whit... Sandy: One Hwachong.  Pretty photo ruined by extra man. Why was he posing there anyway?!  Good question. What is this. So my trip home was made quite so enjoyable thanks to Sandy. Thank you charcoal! (: / 21/03: BANNER PAINTING + SUNTEC I unbelievably woke up before eight on a Saturday morning (I'm super impressed) and went to school to help our council nominees with their banner painting. I was practically a walking zombie okay. Somemore a very hungry one. Clara the monkey woke up after two morning calls from me and only arrived at 1045. Thats one hundred and five minutes late.  Sweeswee and Jonnie at work. As we were painting, a thunderstorm visited without notice. This thunderstorm seriously lives up to its name. The thunders were. Majestic. Then our whole flag flipped and landed on Clara and me. So our orientation tees are now gracefully stained with beautiful streaks of the Apollo colour. AND ITS UNWASHABLE. Well done.  Gummies. From my angel :D I finally opened it because I was too hungry.  Clara's merci chocolate, from her angel.  The completed banner. High Voltage alert.  Gala dinner was on the same night.  I was apparently excited when clock tower turned purple. We went for dinner at Suntec, and I thought by telling my mom that Youhao was treating (no he wasn't) would make it easier to gain permission... Me: Mummy can I eat out? My ct rep is treating.I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. I will learn to articulate. / After a super giddy bus ride and a lot of jaywalking (bo bian), we finally reached our dinnerplace. I was super attracted by the water fountain please.  PURPLE.  The laser message. Define romantic. Sidetrack a bit. Blasting classical music makes me feel like I'm in a hotel now. I'm listening to Nyse (nystrings) 2005 and 2007 syf recordings now. No doubt the honours. Oh the nolstagia. I don't even know where's my violin now. Omg Serenade is so freaking neptune beautiful.  Stop exaggerating classmates. I only took eight scoops. THEY WERE FREE. / 25/03 HEARTS Founders day holiday. Jo and I met up at ps to study. Everybody, I have decided to transform into an all time mugger by the end of this term! And I think I'm going to fail. Apparently my will isn't very strong. We went to Burger King, ordered ice cream and began studying. I lost focus in less than two hours and ended up doodling on my foolscap pad myself. Then my baby had to leave for her piano lesson and my classmates (Xiongie, Leonard, Chennie) came over. We ran the whole ps building to find a birthday present for somebody. Shopping had never been so tedious please. In the end we returned to the first idea (and guess who thought of it). Moral of the story: Just listen to Joey. After Leo and Swee left, some news made me rather $^*(&^%$#@. I'm guessing that the table beside us was stunned when I broke down suddenly. I seriously have no idea how I'm going to face it when it happens. Saturn. Time feels so limited now. Went home at some obscene time, again. 27/03 OG BBQ After the killer ct session, Ks and I went to take our baths (our own baths Clara). I still can't believe I was faster than him, although I did specifically told him to bathe as slowly as possible. You have no idea how I chionged that bath okay. And like that was not agonising enough, two girls had to talk about chemistry tutorials in the toilet. I swear I wanted to drown myself. Then we met Meenah and Yanyan and went to fairprice together to buy random stuff that we needed for the bbq. Two smart alecks (the obvious two) took near eight bottles of soft drinks plus one dozen cans of jollyshandy insisting that there wouldn't be enough. And some genius took what five packets of hotdogs. I almost thought we were going to feed the sharks. We lugged all the stuff back to school (another champion suggested leaving our bags in school) before setting off for tessarina. The fire sucked. We began starting the fire before six and the stupid flame only decided to heat up the charcoal at eight. Yanyan was by the pit half the whole time and Ks practically lived there. Until the firestarters came and help arrived (Jerrie). See lah. If we went to the zoo, we wouldn't have to face this kind of crisis right. Moral of the story: Just listen to Joey. Some people came late and some left early. I sent one darling to the bus stop to wait for her bus. You, don't think about it anymore okay. That about makes up the whole bbq. 28/03 CIP & MSN I cleverly woke up at 0730 and instantly thought that it was the end of my life. Apparently I was so worried that that I didn't dare to inform anybody, lest they call back and start scolding me. So I only smsed Clara when I was on my way in the car. I really should have known. To: Clara You have no idea how late I'm going to be. 28 Mar 2009 07:49 From : Clara Me too. Hahaha i'm still at home omg. 28 Mar 2009 07:54 I was late by ten minutes or so and ended up earliest among us three. Then we set off for amk to become garang gunis. Most households didn't answer their doors, obviously - the sun wasn't even out yet, okay fine it was. But we collected quite a pile of items altogether anyway. My team (Clara, Coreen, Daniel, Yukina, Yuanyi, me) ordered Macs in too, which was stupid lah because free lunch was provided. We were dismissed at one plus so Clara and I decided to catch a show. Like first movie after so many weeks. We practically went berserk when we stepped in the theatre. The smell, the seats, the ambience. Ahhh. / The first thing I reached home, my brother ran up to me and began yelling. Him: JIEJIE!!! Me: Huh? Him: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED! Me: What! Did we win lottery!! Him: OUR PARENTS ARE USING MSN! Okay so maybe it isn't as oohlala as striking lottery but the surprise I got was ten points okay. I don't know which lightning stuck them but I became agoged anyway. And now my mom wants to befriend her daughter's friends. So don't be surprise she adds you suddenly okay. / When you say nothing at all - Ronan Keating It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word, you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me whenever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Try as they may they can never define What's been said between your heart and mine Since a very long time, I actually felt a song. Friday, March 20, 2009 Before I begin, Jo is the best. (: HOW COULD JASMINE MURRAY BE ELIMINATED?! *Inserts incoherent cursing* F-iretr-UCK RACISM! I'm like helplessly playing her wildcard and finale performances on repeat now. Argh no more Aidol anymore! Holidays have been murderous so far. The hectic schedule is all out to kill me by the end of this week. March camp, ct stayover, kbox, March Camp I'm now wondering what those kids had for breakfast before they came. Apparently they were super hyperactive. Some little boy in my group even told me that he was in love with me. Oh well what can I say, kids know their stuff best. I was in Group Anemone! Wtf I had to respell Anemone five times -.- Anyway, our group decided to shorten our name to Nemo since none of the kids (and me) could pronounce that sea flower.  Our flag in process. Everyone was painting nemos on it please.  My confesser. Hopefully he finds a better girl (quite tough but yeah) and forgets me.  Cute.  Err my fellow member whose name I temporary forgot. He was dancing fac dance in the canteen suddenly.  ??? Err hello (:  Boy: Eeyer why the chicken so hard one.  Boy: Oh my god, that pretty jiejie (yeah that'll be me) is taking a photo of me!  ??  Boy: AYE GO AWAY, I COMB MY HAIR FIRST!  Fifi and watermelon.  This little boy can do perfect headstands.  And this. I'm scarred eternally.  But he loves milk (:  Xueyang as a hamster. Cute.  That sweetheart decorated this note specially for me.  She even gave me extensions. Sigh.  My secret lover (Jo).  And HER  Pufferfish. Courtesy of my Jo.  Guess this right and you get a. Err. Nothing. Jo and I got bored sometime and decided to camwhore. We can so totally win an award for the most embarassing duo please. Warning: The following four(?) photos are repulsive and may cause indigestion. Okay whatever you're going to scroll down anyway.  Venus.  This shot could have been better okay. SOMEBODY (guess who) couldn't hold her laughter in the last three seconds and affected me. Now I look constipated lor.  We will not stop at embarassing ourselves.  This is our wedding photo. The clock, the chairs, us. Okay. The rest of the photos are either failures or way too embarassing. If you want to cut off all relations with me after this post, I'll understand.  Jo :D March camp :D / Ct Stayover Stayover was sucessful. And I think it's safe to declare that I really love my class now. Right after my camp ended, Weiming's mom drove to school (with Clara and Coreen, thank you two of you) and fetched me to the The next morning, I got scammed to wake up at nine. Yukina told us it was eleven can. Who wakes up that early on a holiday lah wahlao! We played t&d after breakfast. The highlight was Weiming kissing Kahhong (AHEM). That poor thing was happily watching his movie and we went to disturb him. Oh and Xiongchen's truth. I love surprises oh well well well. Kbox was freezing, as usual. I cleverly wore shorts despite past experiences. So I turned into a singing ice cube, even after nice Clara decided to defrost me by lending me her jacket. Then Kokseng came to Marina before his lesson and rescued me from that stupid ice box for one hour. I had a free dinner and ice cream. He's too nice to bargain with.  Purple ice cream with whipped cream. Blur photo but I couldn't wait to eat it so I let it pass. No the ice cream didn't affect my cough. No I'm not lying. Believe me. I had a second dinner after ks left because I promised Clara to eat with her. So five of us went to this restaurant which didn't make Xiongchen very happy because there was an ant in his water. We did some talking - some riddle which killed me because I don't know the answer.  Oh this was Jonathan's dinner. This GENIUS ordered from the sidedish menu and ended up with this plate of overpriced thing. He had to order an extra plate of rice in the end.  I can do food photography please. / Strepsils And while I was sick the whole week, I had this box of super effective strepsils with me throughout .  Cough lozenge. WITH NATURAL HERBS.  Please look at the colour. My mom told me to pretend it's cola flavoured can. Yeah coke. Sure.  Wow. / Springcleaning So one day before camp, my room was a disaster.   There was ample space for me to sleep somehow. When I woke up at home on Wednesday, the first thing my mom got me to do was clean up my room. So now my room is sparkling clean.  My biggest achievement: my drawer. See how neat!  And this drawer. That black box is love okay.  Apparently I stuffed all the toys into the black box.  My newly washed (after decaying for weeks) Apollo cap.  Although my camp/sleepover stuff are still uncleared. Then I got carried away and began shooting photos for fun.  Nanyang grad bear~~  The only survivor on my whiteboard. That card's from Zelei.  I'm banned from ice cream (by my dad) until I recover from my cough. So I resorted to marshmallows.  PRETTY.  Yeah, so my dad didn't say anything about chocolates. Plus, Jo gave me chocolates too (thanks for reminding me Jo). Saturday, March 14, 2009 I am damn tired! Too much to take, too little time. The bad, the good, the everything that's enough to age me in one week. And I'm sick again!! !@(#&#)(@ Jupiter lor I look frail and worn out now. I was even threatened to be gruesomely murdered if I eat ice cream today can. My life is over - ugly, unmarried, no ice cream. / My parents attended ptm yesterday. Things they reported back to me were: Incident 1: My child is coming home late every day Random parent: My son comes home really really late every day. Is there a reason why this is happening? My parents: *nodding profusely* Random parent: It's like, he always reaches home at only seven? Mom: *stops nodding, pales off* Dad: *stops nodding, stares in disbelief* Right. Yours truly has never reached home that early before. Incident 2: Clever mom Dad: We parked at the high school section. Me: And walked all the way to college? Dad: Yeah. Me: And then walked all the way back?! That's like super tiring! Dad: That's why your mom waited for me to drive back (to college). Incident 3: I'm short Mom: You're so short. Me: Huh? Mom: You're really short. Me: I think I'm average. Mom: There was a black guy in your school just now who was three metres tall. Me: What! Really? Mom: Yeah. Me: Wait. Black guy? Dad: It's the statue in front of the field. Mom: Yeah! *laughs by herself* Okay. / Studying with Clara and Huilin yesterday was. Unconstructive. Huilin was being a nuisance, as usual. Clara, thank you so much for not leaving me alone with that woman. I wouldn't have survived without you. (And sorry you fell sick today, whether it has to do with Macs anot. Get well soon!) Anyway, that girl wasted her time playing ds and laughing at her own jokes until Kokseng came to help her with her physics. And after he left, she wasted time again. Okay she attempted calculus, which isn't even taught in class yet. Huilin don't do this to me. Don't you dare fail your blocks this time okay. Clara and I were progressing well with our work until we decided to waste time together (see lah, somebody's bad influence) and began talking, with some donkey eavesdropping blatantly. SIGH. / On fac blog: 'HEY APOLLO! As you guys know, CSM (Combined Sports Meet) is coming! It's on 20th May which is a wednesday. Even though CSM is.......' How nice. Sports meet on my birthday. My comfort shall lie in the high chance of all classes being cancelled on that day. And hopefully, just hopefully, general gathering will be cancelled too. And csm will end early. And I'll get to see our lovely ny juniors - Huilin (who fails the 'lovely' part but whatever) if she doesn't pon school. And there'll be ice creams and meiji on sale. And cakes suddenly start falling from the sky and school decides to cancel csm altogether (: Doesn't sound like a bad idea after all huh. / I studied today oh my god. I don't know how I did it. Maybe lightning struck me thinking I was the reparied merlion and I got enlightened. I finished revision for econs for the whole term and did math tutorial by myself (graphs are killers). All in one day. See? Waking up at three thirty in the afternoon does not mean I waste my life away. Everybody should learn from me. *self agrees* / JOOOOOOOO. DON'T BE SAD! YOUR BOYFRIEND HERE WILL BUY YOU FLOWERS EVERYDAY OKAY! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! HEEAI!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!! LET'S TALK AGAIN HAHAHAHHAHA. HUILIN. STUDY. / Happy late birthday to Sweechen, Xiongchen (man I super love you okay), Shufen and Wenqi! May all of you grow taller and live happily ever after :D Wednesday, March 11, 2009 I have six minutes before PW online discussion so I'm going to put econs tutorial on hold and make a quick post. Pluto. My throat is inflamed (fourth day already!) It even hurts to drink water now, although I usually give in to hunger and will force food down my oesophagus anyway. Had this freaking enduring fever over the weekends and was absent from school on monday. Doctor gave me a two day mc. But I apparently missed the enticing environment of our beautiful school compound and needed urgently to go back to the mugging society SO I went back on tuesday. I'm losing a lot of things recently, shit. First that bloody receipt (cause of my current backrupt), then one angel letter, then bio tutorial, then another angel letter. Not to forget my pencil case is already missing half its stationeries. I bet somebody is stealing my stuff. The first letter I lost, I didn't even know it existed until my angel told me. WHICH NANNY GOAT OUT THERE STOLE MY LETTER! RETURN IT!! You can keep my bio tutorial all you want, but I want my letter. At least photocopy it for me lah! ): Goose times up. Saturday, March 07, 2009 DRAMAFESTE! Wait. Let me calm down with the less cheerful news first. I lost the freaking receipt to the props we bought at Popular!! The class won't be able to claim the money from school now. I must be the second stupidest idiot ever noted in history since the qing dynasty. (I refuse to think that I'll be number one... What lah! I'm an elite afterall okay!) And now, I have to scrape my own pocket for the 36 bucks Leonard paid, although he did very nicely told me I didn't have to. But, as we all know, Joey obviously has integrity and excellent moral conducts and will return him the money anyway. I know, I am mesmerizingly arrogant. Sorry if humility isn't my strong suit. Oh, take a look at this question: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already; three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? / Back to dramafeste. APOLLO. WON. AGAIN!! It was pretty unexpected. Athena was gracefully sweeping the first four awards to the point our flame was already faltering. Then came Best Actress, Best Actor and Best Play! My lungs were constricting like mad. We didn't win Best Set, unfortunately. But Athena's was real good and we put in our best so (: Sarah and Juliana: I admire you both from the bottom of my heart, my lungs, my guts, my liver, my kidney, my intestines - basically anything grotesque you can dig from inside me. Our 'A Wok To Remember' signboard collapsed in the beginning of the show (thank goodness it didn't hit our actress). So. The moment the lights went off, these two fairies flew onto stage and held on to the two poles throughout the whole show. It's not a five minute skit fyi. IT'S A FREAKING HALF AN HOUR (AT LEAST) PERFORMANCE. They didn't even waver! Oh gosh. Heroines of Apollo and 7E. Champion faculty~ When I have time, I'll sit down and invent a super long cheer specially for Apollo hahaha. And get rejected -.- I LOVE MY CLASS. These four words sound so cliche and corny altogether but whatever. I still love my class. I am so proud of them I tell you. They're like. Awesome. Must be my influence. Tsk well done Joey. And our senior class too, which consists of Dramafeste 2009 Best Actor Zhonghan whom so happens to be Clara's angel whom so happens to be our classmate~ So anyone wants his signature just go to Clara X: / I HAVE PHOTOS TO SHARE. Following up next is a series of monkey photos. Posted up (without her consent and I know she's gonna kill me for this) to remind myself that I'm actually one of the rare civilised graceful virtuous girls in our current society.  Mammal hadn't eaten in days and was intent on swallowing the whole cookie bag itself.  Loser forgot to wear the other sock to school.  I call this: air pollution.  I told Clara her ear was red and she didn't believe me.  Believe me now. / (Because I just know my beloved classmates won't mind...)    Classmates deeply  The sign that fell on stage but rose in Apollo's fame.  This is not a photo of some ghost in a dark alley okay. It's our heroine Sarah.  A better shot (with Jiaxi), but still bad so we'll just wait for Clara to send me the photos.  Akilan drew on our props. The picture on the segregated egg in the third row (from the front) is supposed to be a hen -.- I know right?  Guess who brought these lousy cracked eggs. Hint: She's black and furry with a long tail and climbs trees.  Apparently, Leonard is good at calculators.  MY NAME OMFG MY BEAUTIFUL NAME.  What could be better than a money man...?  ... money land (: / Done! I'm eating lovely belgium chocolate hearts now. IF ONLY THERE WAS MEIJI MILK TO GO WITH THEM. *Recalls good old days* I haven't drank meiji milk for like what, one week after being banned okay! What do you mean it's obvious that I secretly drank one bottle on Thursday? Oh right, dinner time. By the way, to the abortion question earlier: If you said yes, you've just killed Beethoven. Sunday, March 01, 2009 WE ROCKED THE HOUSE. APOLLO IS CHAMPION. History is broken. Fine I don't know Apollo's history. But nevermind. We're not just yellow now. We're gold. I was so Apollo-filled-up today that even the sun looked prettier than usual. BECAUSE APOLLO WON FACULTY DANCE!!! I still can't believe it. Apollo won fac dance (+ class flag + class performance). Oh my god I think I see the fac shield waving to me. Why are we so pro?And now we're gonna work hard for dramafeste too! Move move shake shake, APOLLO! Post orientation party was amazing. It was amusing to see everyone trying to pick up all the other fac dances. Sodache was fun too. I was trying to find Jo for the grab-a-partner-from-another-faculty dance but in vain. So I ended up dancing with somebody from Artemis. I was also praying for an OG gathering, even just for a short little while. After all, they were part of my orientation. In fact, OG started off orientation for We had another three rounds of fac dancing (because Apollo bullboys/girls are just so enthusiastic. And because music makes you lose control, music makes you lose control~). We danced without the music for the last go but we lost control anyway. Okay I don't think I'm coherent anymore. Am I even making sense? After a massive class photo taking, we had a ct night walk along the school road, with Jonathan constantly scaring people like me. Then Jiaxi decided to keep me occupied by singing with me so that I'll be distracted and stop scaring myself. It was apparently a very good solution UNTIL our class decided to intensify the night walk and loom into high school. So seven of us (six girls + one Jonathan) decided to keep our hearts intact and go back to college while the other brave souls went out to war. We drawled our way back to class bench, where Jonathan continued to scare the hell out of the girls by dredging all the horror stories in high school. I was braver than Clara though. At least I didn't skip bath at night because I was scared. I skipped it because I was lazy. All of us went for ct supper at kap (as usual). I ate a vanilla cone (as usual). And I went home after twelve (as usu-). The last point is the cause of my newly devised curfew, which I will care to elaborate at a later period. / We had Senior-Treat-Junior (STJ) today at Fish and Co. I cleverly figured out who my angel is. Tsk, sometimes my own intellect surprises me. All of us were splitted into two tables. My table was pretty quiet at first. I tried to initiate conversations a few times, which all ended as awkwardly as they started. So I gave up and sticked to Clara, who had been super fidgety the whole afternoon. It was only after the food arrived did we open up a little more. Sweechen came along and tried to get us to bond with other people. Some bitchtalk started among a few seniors and us and OH WELL. After dinner, we walked to the arcade at dhoby ghaut mrt station in the rain, sharing umbrellas under the clouded stars and listening to the uniformed split splatting of sweet raindrops. Uh that was supposed to sound romantic. I love the redgreenbluebutton game! It's so worth the bruises on my fists. But I can't play the hamburger stage. It's the kind of game where steaks, tomatoes, lettuces and burger buns fall from the sky and you catch them to form one burger. It's super sucky. Drop one tomato cannot eat meh! Straight away zero points eh. Don't even have method marks. Then it was the driving competition. I won FIRST for second round thank you everybody. Then I stupidly gave up my pink car for this yellow car that was secretly jinxed by Jonathan, and lost every round since then. Everyone was ganging up to crash his car luh. In the end, I went home late. Again. And by late, I mean after twelve, close to one. It's my fourth consecutive time this week. So like all other parents, mine decided that this is not rational behaviour for a teenager like me. So behold, my newly composed, one and only- cur-few [kur-fyoo] nounI won't actually mind recieving a metal cover to shield fire each time I reach home late, for what reason I don't care. Unfortunately, I doubt my parents even know the existences of definitions seven and eight. So as common sense upholds, I have a freaking regulation requring me to be home by a certain prescribed time (2330), as imposed by my parents on me. Aka CURFEW. And next week is dramafeste. Well done. Thursday, February 26, 2009 Tomorrow's (POP) post orientation party! Clara and I shall not scream/cry during night walk. Dramafeste! Best set :D Meiji has revived, but depleting at high rate. Apparently, depletion of resources will lead to an inward shift of the PPC. And this is going to affect the whole economy, because meiji is simply too important. So we call this. Macroeconomics. I love econs from the bottom of my heart. I'm yawning and I haven't started on chem tutorial. Tomorrow: - 2.4 run (15 people) - 90 minutes break (chem tutorial) - GP (new seating arrangement) - Chem tutorial (sigh) - CT lesson (:D) - FAC DANCE COMP (Move move shake shake apollo!) - POP (7E!) *** Sharing time.  Second from the left. Omg my face. Where did that redundant confidence of mine come from?  First from the left. I think I saw a snake. I look strangely mortified.  First from the left. OMG IM SO CUTE. I'm holding a balloon!! I'm finding a lot of retarded photos of myself recently. Ta. Wednesday, February 25, 2009  This pretty thing followed me all the way home. I was on the bus, waiting to approach the bottom of the rainbow. Turns out. Sometimes there just isn't an end to beautiful things (: *** Search warrant: Meiji milk in original flavour  Usually found: In the refrigerator in Fishtank aka Goodnews Cafe. Last found: In my hands along the walkway to hc's side gate. Last seen: Dressed in a transparent bottle similar to his fellow comrades. Reward: My signature on a piece of tissue paper. If found, please contact Joey by doing a ritual in the middle of the central plaza to attract her attention. Thank you. Sunday, February 22, 2009 Long week. Rather traumatizing one. Hc either doesn't know how to set humane timetables or merely hates my class. How is six hours of classes only worth thirty minutes of break time? And nine hours of lessons with only one hour break. I literally stared at my timetable online for a good twenty minutes before exclaiming something incoherently vulgar out loud. And now I'm going to have to live with this timetable for what one term? One year? Oh kill me. / Trauma number two (I spelled 'trauma' wrongly seven times). Pe on friday. I haven't exercised for six months and the first pe I got is 2.4. That stupid upslope is so bloody stupid. Why is there a slope in the middle of the school anyway? My stb deproved too. I'm going to bid farewell to all my As this year. / Finally. I SHRUNK BY 0.5 CM AND PUT ON A FREAKING x KG, whereby x > 1. After all those meiji and all those cheese in all those pizzas (explains the x), I SHRUNK. Where is justice you tell me. I bet the school is using lousy measuring tapes. So now I'm a horrible 162. Not even a 162.1. How am I supposed to round up my own height and pretend to be taller now? And my parents do nothing to make me feel better. Me: I'm fat. Mom: You're not. Dad: Yeah you're thin. Mom: As thin as a celebrity. Dad: Like Oprah. After this post I'm going to sit in the kitchen and mourn over myself. / Life has its turns. And mine was on Friday (AFTER all the trauma). OG outing #1. After school, Sasa, Tyannie and I took our baths before meeting the rest for dinner. And Jo decided to accompany me because I love her and she loves me. She left after dinner though. The ride to Woodlands was another trauma. It was hot and long and crowded like hell and all I wanted to do was sleep. Not to mention how heavy my folder was. Okay let's pause and tune back a little. It's only the first month of school and my folder is already trying to be a dumbbell. No wonder hc students all look so muscular. They do freaking 2.4s for warm ups and they work out every day. We walked to Republic Poly. I stole a fishball from Chunnie, after which he called me a glutton wth. Sengie decided to be nice and helped to carry my folder (actually I made him do it but whatever). I got tempted by balloons along the way and ended up sulking all the way there. Jerrie and Jassie teamed up and called me stupid- so I turned Jerrie into a frog, okay I didn't. He was green though. Threesome was enjoyable. There were three divisions. But we left halfway during the last show because half our group got locked out of the theatre. It must had been quite surprising for the audience behind us because their expressions said so. Our whole row just stood up and stumbled out together when the lights came off. So part of us went for supper while the rest went home. I was starving so badly the trees were starting to look appetizing. KFC and then mrt with Ray. That sums up the outing with my perfect OG 20 (: / Saturday. Interact orientation. The icebreakers were fun. I generally like my IG, especially when Jo and Zihui are around. We are I-sixProudly invented by Jo and Joey. And this time, it didn't get rejected by anyone at all. We had orientation games, then murder mystery and ended with group performances. My IG got second for the games can! Not bad right. Then again, there were only six groups. Oh there's this singing guy in our group. I can't remember his name. His falsettos are. Best. Anyway I'm hooked onto his song. Friends you make me happyWe went for supper. We, supposedly being my IG but ended up as random people from different IGs. Jo and I realised we were the only two from IG 6 only when we reached Gelato. AND AND AND. MY DREAM CAME TRUE OMG. There's this guy with a Junsu's voice who knows dbsk. Imagine what happened when he sang "I got you under my skin". Junsu sounds huskier though. I'll have to wait for the day he (the guy, not Junsu) gets a sore throat. We played Taboo, Indian poker and Donkey. Jo and I have the perfect chemistry (ah the irony). So I am looking forward to Wednesday. / One fine day, I was watering the plants when I discovered this.  Healthy (ahem) green plant with one dying leaf and a couple of yellow mushrooms! And because I was so bored, I decided to send Purmer my purple bear out to model with those mushrooms.  Purmer: I now pronounce you husband and wife.  Purmer: You may kiss the bride.  *smooches*  Shroombride: The sunset's so pretty. Shroomgroom: You're prettier. Shroombride: *blushes* Oh, Shroomie. Shroomgroom: I love you. And they live happily ever after. The end. No idea how those spores came floating into the pot and grew into fungi but they're cute anyway. Did some research and as long as nobody consumes them, it's safe. So happy marriage mushrooms! / Quite late, but yeah.  Class flag painting.  09S7E!! And Apollo bullboy!! (flag incomplete)  My class madly ordered twelve pizzas.  Tada! /  Am I cute or what. Wait I'm the one under waters. Not the one standing up. Ta~ |
